I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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