dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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