omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
dude i'm inner monologue high
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
