You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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