Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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