Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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