Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
