Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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