saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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