Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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