But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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