i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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