My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You need a sexual gate keeper
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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