She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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