The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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