I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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