She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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