Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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