i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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