She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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