That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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