I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Randomize