do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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