omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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