That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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