What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Send help, water and tortillas.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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