bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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