Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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