I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
just tell him i said nine months
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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