The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
