I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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