It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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