Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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