out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just gargled with NyQuil
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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