Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Randomize
