so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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