so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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