Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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