we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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