I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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