I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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