I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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