i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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