i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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