Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My pussy is not your playground.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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