...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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