I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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