do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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