Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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