Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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