If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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