feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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