I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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