are you still at the devil's house?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
What a dumb baby whore.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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