She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Say something about gay babies.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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