On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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